Jonathan Kelley
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  • Resumé
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  • Acting Projects
    • Monologs >
      • You Can't Handle the Truth
      • The Matrix
      • Shawshank Redemption
    • Stage >
      • Burlador de Sevilla
      • Too Many Tamales >
        • Too Many Tamales 2024
        • Too Many Tamales 2022
        • Too Many Tamales 2019
        • TMT 2016
        • TMT 2014 Conga
        • TMT 2014 Tamales Song
        • TMT 2014 Cormack monolog
      • The Bird Cage (Jaula de las Locas)
    • Film >
      • Amor en 266 Millas
      • Beauty in the Broken
      • Look No More
    • TV >
      • Better Things, S4 E5 Carbonara
    • Commercials >
      • Milk Life Tango
    • Internet >
      • Falling in Reverse, I'm not a Vampire
      • I Am Easy to Find, The National
      • Kubed Living
      • Tosh O. Vegan
      • Interview, Alas Media
  • Art Projects
    • Glass projects >
      • Pellegrino drinking glasses
      • Mosaic glass
    • Neon Art Projects >
      • Neolithic Spiral
      • Newgrange Neon Spiral
      • Neon Coconut Palm Tree
    • Coconut Frond Weaving
  • Musical Projects
    • A Fine Romance
    • Bamba
    • Begin the Beguine
    • Beyond the Sea, J and G
    • Blues Exercise, 2020
    • Christmas Music >
      • God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
      • Baby, It's Cold Outside
      • I'll Be Home for Christmas
    • Dí Porqué
    • Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
    • Early Autumn
    • Easter Parade
    • I Get Along Without You Very Well
    • I'm Just Wild About Harry
    • Jonathan's musical compositions >
      • My Los Angeles
      • Life is Like a Stage Play
      • Pretend
      • Get A Dog
      • Let's Begin
      • Leila
      • Unexpectedly
    • Jonathan sax numbers >
      • Four Brothers
      • Jonathan's Sax numbers
      • Cute
    • Let Me Call You Sweetheart
    • Let's Get Away From It All
    • Lil Darlin'
    • Lullaby of Broadway
    • Lulu's Back in Town
    • Memories are Made of This
    • Rags >
      • Bumble Boogie
      • College March Boogie Woogie Medley
      • Dill Pickles Rag
      • Joplin - Bethena
      • Joplin - Elite Syncopations
      • Joplin - The Entertainer
      • Joplin - Heliotrope Bouquet
      • Joplin - Magnetic Rag
      • Joplin - Maple Leaf Rag
      • Joplin - The Nonpareil 1907
      • Joplin - Palm Leaf Rag
      • Joplin - Peacherine Rag
      • Joplin - Pineapple Rag
      • Joplin-Solace
      • Joplin - Sycamore
      • Joplin - Wall Street Rag
    • Ragtime Cowboy Joe
    • Rhode Island is Famous for You
    • Sand in My Shoes
    • Sand in my Shoes
    • Tea For Two
    • Tzena Tzena Tzena
    • Ukulele
    • Ukulele: Puff the Magic Dragon
    • We'll Sing in the Sunshine
    • When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
    • When Joanna Loved Me
    • You're a Grand Old Flag medley
    • You're Just In Love
    • Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
  • Culinary Projects
    • Amaretti al Mascarpone
    • Coconuts >
      • Coconuts demo trailer 2015
      • Coconut Lime Soup
      • Coconut Shell Bowl
      • Coconut Cream Pie
      • Tembleque
    • Tropical Fruits >
      • How to eat a mango
      • How to eat a pomelo
    • Pies
    • Croissants
    • Watermelon Poinsettias
  • Head Shots
  • Xootr Mg Kick Scooter
  • Literary Projects
    • Senior on a Xootr Scooter
    • Timely Tips for the Home Chef
    • Counting Backwards from 100: My Life as an Anesthesiologist
    • Short Stories by Jonathan Kelley
    • Poems >
      • The Little Boy and the Old Man
      • Christ Climbed Down
      • La Niña de Guatemala
      • In Flanders Fields
    • Obituaries >
      • MKK Obituary
      • J Obituary
      • S Obituary
      • D Obituary
      • D Obituary
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  • Australian Shepherd, Coco
GET A DOG
Words and Music by Jonathan Kelley© 2006
Performed by Edwin Craig and Jonathan Kelley in short film: "Look No More" 2012


Feeling stressed?  No more drive?
Miss the zest?  Lost your jive?
Spouse has split?  In a  fog?
Here's a tip:  Get a dog!

A dog....  will need you...
More than words can say....
Love you, and heed you....
Wait for you each day....

Just get fired?  Spent your dough?
Feeling tired?    Way to go!
Lost your cash?  Downward trend?
I tell you, pal....  Man's Best Friend!

You'll find…  your soul mate...
Waiting at the pound.....
Tongue out… with sad eyes.....
Praying you'd come round.....

So use your noodle… get a poodle..
Or, good golly, try a collie…
Pointer, Scottie, Boxer, Dachshund,
Whippet, Beagle, Mutt or Fox Hound,

Pick the type that rings your bell,
It works, amigo… time will tell.
I promise you, your cares will end,
Once you get that furry friend..

So hear me buddy…   GET   A     DOG!